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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

THIS IS AMAZING

I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird.

This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or show fluffy kittens because they supposedly will make you happy. THIS POST has made me happier than any other post that was meant to make me happy ever has.

I’m a lot of these, especially the car one. I just love listening to people talk, but I have a hard time concentrating on some voices after a while. It’s not that I don’t care or am not interested, your voice is just bland. >.

(Source: iraffiruse)

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

(Source: music-singing-sun)

onesthatneversleep:

morgrana:

big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW

EQUALLY SOME CLOTHES JUST CANNOT BE WORN WITH SMALL BOOBS AND THEY DON’T MAKE PRETTY BRAS FOR SMALL BOOBED LADIES AND YOUR FRIENDS TEASE YOU AND MOST OUTFITS JUST DON’T LOOK RIGHT BOOBS ARE AN ALL AROUND SHIT TRAIN

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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